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Achievement Unlocked: CARL, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Royal displeasure has been declared.
Featuring Princess Donut in full judgment mode, this achievement-inspired design captures the exact moment Carl has once again failed to meet the standards of feline royalty. Surrounded by shattered gemstones, exploding pink magic, and enough outrage to crack reality itself, this shirt is perfect for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans who understand that some mistakes simply cannot be tolerated.
Whether you're headed to a convention, game night, book club, or dungeon crawl, this design serves as a reminder that Princess Donut is always watching—and judging.
Reward: +50 Sass
Penalty: Public humiliation.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This is Unacceptable Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Royal displeasure has been declared.
Featuring Princess Donut in full judgment mode, this achievement-inspired design captures the exact moment Carl has once again failed to meet the standards of feline royalty. Surrounded by shattered gemstones, exploding pink magic, and enough outrage to crack reality itself, this shirt is perfect for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans who understand that some mistakes simply cannot be tolerated.
Whether you're headed to a convention, game night, book club, or dungeon crawl, this design serves as a reminder that Princess Donut is always watching—and judging.
Reward: +50 Sass
Penalty: Public humiliation.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |